treobenny:

nerdyanddirty:

absurdnerds:

In retrospect, that was a bad idea…

“I was so drunk…”

This image won the Internet today. Possibly for the rest of the week. 

laughingsquid:

Pop Bottles, Kid-Themed Booze Bottles

laurenonizzle:

Dear boys who like to wear their pants low:

I think it’s my turn to be sick at the office today. Seems like I’m one of the last ones who wasn’t sick in the last few weeks.

Left in the morning, driveway full of snow. Come back in the evening, snow is all melted. Thank you global warming! =)

ryanjjohn:

heyvinnie:

drop that science!

It really makes you feel tiny and insignificant when you see the huge differences!

Since when did my evening train get this packed. :( there’s like no space to breathe for the next 40 mins. At least I got a seat. :/

I used to love Monday’s, but then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I despise it.